![]() If you’re really feeling squirrely, you can slap the bag before you drink. ![]() The slap, being in the name of the game, is the only requisite action and serves as an exclamation point to the otherwise tasteless act of drinking boxed wine straight from the bag. Don’t punch the bag, and by all means don’t clip the bag holder’s hand as you aggressively slap.Īnd that’s it. Then, with your fingers spread, slap the bag like a piñata. Few mornings are as painful the day after too much cheap wine.Īs soon as you’re done drinking, stop the flow to keep any precious bagged wine from being wasted on your body, clothes and floor. Drink for as long as you wish-just don’t be that person who overindulges. All you have to do squat to the proper height, position your mouth underneath the stopper without touching it with your lips ( this part’s important), and let the wine fall into your mouth as you chug. ![]() You’re going to be approached by someone holding an unboxed bag of wine with the spigot facing down.
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